Well… for one, Spot found Jesus!
I know.. I know.. weird first line. Well, we were standing in the BA building and Spot was looking at flyers and there he found a flyer saying Jesus – this of course leads to the creation of “Spot found Jesus”. Our history class, if anything, has been just a place for both of us to let our imaginations run wild. So, here are a few things we came up with during History class…
- Dinosaurs are protecting Roman frontiers!
- Caligula appointed his favourite horse the head of a cult in his honour and also made him a member of the senate. Apparently they say he raised taxes, but my pen says he raised horses…
- Marcus Aurelius, a deeply committed Stoic, gave full vent to his sense of duty in his Meditations, which he wrote in Greek while living in a tent on the Danube frontier, where he fought long and hard against dinosaur invasions.
- The dinos were too busy eating Parthians to protect Roman Empire from invasions.
There were many that I obviously don’t remember… but they will eventually be added on to the list… it’s just a matter of time.